Title: A Habitual Liar
Summary: Starscream adapts an Earth holiday to spend with Dreadmoon. Not that Dreadmoon knows that it's an Earth holiday.
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this fic. Starscream belongs to Hasbro, and Dreadmoon belongs to Wayward Insecticon.
I would love to thank Seien-24 for all her help as my beta, including helping with a few re-writes.
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Starscream had never been that interested in Earth celebrations; in fact, he had always found them rather mundane, primitive and misguided affairs.
From what he had read, all human celebrations were based in traditions long since outgrown and mostly rooted in outlandish and unimaginative cults. Now they were expressed through either materialistic desire, usually for worthless trinkets or the consuming of food universally acknowledged to be unhealthy for the human body (as far as Starscream could tell, this made the whole experience doubly exciting for the humans involved),